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Opinionated, intelligent, apathetic.

My hatred of Nic Cage knows no bounds. Seriously, that skidmark of an ass stain ruins everything.

I did watch The Wicker Man, but only the end where he is burned at the stake because I've always wanted him to die a fiery death.

You know who I'd like to see play him in his autobiography? A toaster. It has the same personality and has more presence than him in every way. Plus, it'll feed me. Toast is good.

My general activities include, but are not limited to:

Chasing my spastic dog, wondering when my multiple personality disorder will present itself, wanting things I can't have, moving heavy objects with my mind, shooting zombies, making things more difficult than they need to be, procrastinating, picking all the onions out of my food, naming inanimate objects, and drinking some sort of cola because "I like the fizzy"

I mod and co-mod the following communities:
randompictures -Random pictures community
all_macros -Macro community
cat_macros -Cat macro community
get_animated -Animated gif community
le_drama
troll_u -Post your trolling conquests
lolwut -Post lolwuts


World domination and shooting lighting out of my hands is not out of the question.